Amere Mortal





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Welcome to Amere Mortal Online!

You have reached the home page of artist/photographer/designer and allround good gal Lynette Westbrook.! Variously known as Lyn, Lynette, Smartass, Amere Mortal, the barefoot contessa and Aunty Ogre, I am a sometimes serious, sometimes off-the-wall-nutty 40-something artist. I have a warped and sometimes rather macabre sense of humor, as well as a well developed taste for whimsy.

February 2010
Major Website Overhaul 

Bugger. I deleted everything by accident. Well no, actually, I renamed a folder. The stupid software deleted it. So now a new website must be built. Check back again in a week. Thanks for your patience.


Design personalized gifts at Zazzle.


A Quick Overview of Amere Mortal Online

The Amere Mortal website is divided into several areas which reflect my various talents and diverse interests.

The major sections are:

  • The Studio contains a gallery of the visual works and whimsies that I have created, including  original paintings, drawings and sculpture, current works for sale, project notes and commentary and more.
  • Scribbles   Original prose, poetry, thoughts, rants.
  • The Doghouse  is inspired by my love of dogs, in particular my current girl Kassie, where I promote animal rescue websites and provide my own dog training tips and advice.
  • Gift Shop links you to my online store, hosted by Cafepress in America. Here you will find a large range of products such as tshirts, bumper stickers, ceramic keepsake ornaments and tiles with original art, slogans, photography and decorations just begging to be snapped up by savvy shoppers.
  • Mugs By Lyn is specifically for my local Australian customers with details of my custom designed photo art mugs. More than just a photo on a cup, I individually design each mug to suit the photos, occasion and recipient.
  • About me  contains some general background info on myself, as well as contact information.
  • Links contains an eclectic collection of links to other sites. Some are funny, some are other shopkeepers from Cafepress who's work I admire, some belong to people I know, and just generally any I feel like putting there! 

 

 

 

Latest News

 

September 29, 2006
New designs

Two great new smartass designs are now available in my store. One reads "You're So Vain (you probably think this shirt is about you) parodying the old song, the other is aimed at those who are sure a deep dark conspiracy exists, and the text reads " I am one of 'them', and yes, we are out to get you". This design comes in two versions, one plain black and the other coloured.

Be sure to check out the new 'cardinal' dark t-shirts we have available.


August 13, 2006
Read the Packaging Carefully

What is your child made from? Some are made from sugar and spice, some have snails and puppy dog tails, but if one of their parents (or yours) came from another country, then perhaps they should be labelled "Made from local and imported ingredients"!  You'll find this one and more in my New Designs section.

Check out the latest entry in Musings, and also 'Phoenix', the first installment of a creative journal documenting the making of a junk sculpture back in 2001 for which I was highly commended.


July 15, 2006
On A Roll - June/July
Check it out. I've been busy creating new designs, a mixed bag of cheeky human tees, dog tees, a kids design and even one for geeks who dream in binary!! I am creating a new one nearly every day, so bookmark me and check back often. Merry Christmas in July to all from myself and Kassie.

June 27, 2006
Tees That Tease
Another in my line of naughty tees, this one for the girls, reading "They feel even better than they look".  For the boys, I have placed this design on boxer shorts, a little less public, but still a tease when revealed.

June 23, 2006
New Design now available
My latest offering is this cheeky t-shirt "Smile if you like what you see". Wonder no longer if that cutie was checking you out, or just checking their hair in the mirror behind you. Suitable for guys or gals.

June 19, 2006
My latest design
Guess what! There isn't any today :-)

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